Disclaimers: As much as I love the crew of Serenity, I do not own them -- I make no money off this, I'm merely having my fun.

The newest story can be found at the bottom.


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Forewarned is Forearmed... October 23rd, 2005 When you don't want to want what you want...
[Mal/Jayne w/Mal/Jayne/Simon UST]
6kb PG
Freak on a Leash October 27th, 2005 Jayne on the prowl. (What can I say, he's fun to play with LOL)
[Jayne/Simon]
15kb R
A Roll in the Hay November 14th, 2005 Sometimes people surprise you
[Mal/Jayne]
25kb NC17
Love Thy Neighbor December 8th, 2005 "Jayne, put me down. Now!" Mal put as much force into his words as he could, considering that Jayne was squeezing the air out of him. Truth be told, only the toes of Mal's boots were touching the floor.
[Mal/Jayne]
25kb PG13
Best Laid Plans


Co-written with Nicci
December 8th, 2005 Jayne's fake blank face was nearly enough to crack Mal up. He just had to hope that the gorram guy didn't overdo it. No need to tip Simon off too soon. Licking his lips, Mal watched as Simon pushed Jayne's hand aside and started carefully squeezing the area that Jayne had been gripping.
[Mal/Jayne/Simon]
21kb NC17
Take it Like a Man January 6th, 2006 Slipping a hand down into his boxers, Jayne closed his eyes and tried to imagine what had been hidden under those skirts. Wasn't too hard. Hell, there was a reason why Kaylee had dubbed Mal Capt'n Tightpants.
[Mal/Jayne]
20kb NC17
Come Dancing


Co-written with Nicci
January 19th, 2006 There's dancing and then there's dancing.
[Mal/Jayne]
23kb R
A Time of Change February 6th, 2006 Change is hard and sometimes unwelcome.
[Mal/Jayne]
58kb PG13
Good Clean Family Entertainment You Can Trust March 5th, 2006 After a surprisingly good heist, Mal turns up his charm and the trip back to Serenity takes a strange turn for Jayne.
[Mal/Jayne]
14kb R
Helpyourselfish May 6th, 2006 A capt'n has to have a good sense of foresight.
[Mal/Jayne]
17kb R
100 drabbles August 9th, 2006 Done for the drabbles100 community on LJ. It is what it says: 100 drabbles, each with a theme/prompt
[Mal/Jayne]
72kb G - R
Isn't that Wild? May 11th, 2007 What happened after 'Good Clean Family Entertainment you can trust'? Did Mal really manage to make Jayne howl?
[Mal/Jayne]
19kb NC17



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