Undomesticated equines could not move this guy...

This guys is the silent type. You never quite know if he's silently laughing on the inside because he's got the best pokerface ever. As the alien of the team, Teal'c lends the general mayhem that is SG-1 a certain air of maturity, though Jack has been known to drag the poor guy into the strangest Tau'ri pastimes... (fishing... jello wrestling...)

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